With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes ! 

So dance, fucker, dance.

I never get tired of this song.

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"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed."
- William Shakespeare
image  (via notenoughhiddles)

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if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

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My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right

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